Total Medals Earned: 624 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,835 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
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Medals Earned: 19/20 (475/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get caught by a UFO
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/415 points)
Reach the Classical Age
Reach the Historical Age
Reach the Industrial Age
Reach the Modern Age
Beat the game on Easy difficulty.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Medals Earned: 80/80 (400/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 6/10 (110/220 points)
Have a total of 10 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Exca-Grade weapon *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Grade 30 Student *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 errand quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach 600G/Week income *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Finish Year 1 Perfectly *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 hunt quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Graduate 30 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Win 10 tournaments *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Kill the Apprentice *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Medals Earned: 8/54 (40/480 points)
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
have research of 10
have research of 5
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Got your freedom.
Found Dave
Found Monoko
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits